It's On Freestyle [Bonus Track] - (Kid Ink's It's On)

[I'm a hip hop visionary]
Let me out draw it out for you [Like Pictionary]
Any beat get buried, I put it in the cemetery 
Then when I get home [I write obituaries]
I'm a beast and I'm sick, Call the veterinary, Flyer then a fife canary
Oh my god
What are these hoes doin? Even though I know they all wanna praise me like Mary Mary
Gunshots in the club, Its a panic at the disco
I'm talkin' to myself like a schizo
Fuck bitches, Get money, M.O.E.
I'm all about the cheese, Like Nabisco
The bomb ticking, The bass kicking, 
I'm on a mission with unstoppable ambission
Listen
I'm a star so I glisten, 
And i'm all about the paper, I should work for Dunder Mifflin
So I better get some recognition, 
I multiply my bread, I never do division [Swag]
And now everybody loves me 
But nobody ever liked you, Imma call you Meg Griffin
[Listen up] Ok
[Cause Deven's going nuts] Yeah?
[He's killin' all these beats and doesn’t give a motherfuck} What else?
[He's touching more ice than a goddamn hockey puck] Yeah
[Countin' so much money that he's gettin' paper cuts] Swag
I retired from the bull  like Scottie Pippen
 But I'm never growin' up like Maggie Simpson
Spittin' lyrical bullets at all you motherfuckers 
And my ammunition is limited edition
I used to be the kid rockin' a "Vote For Pedro" shirt
Now I'm fucking tens that are wearing J-Lo skirts
They make me breakfast, Make me lunch, And even make me dinner
And then they open up their legs and say "Here's dessert!"
This lifes a dream so I don't know what to make of it
If that's your girl then whys she sendin me some naked pics
I treat my money like the leaves, I be rakin' it
Money talks bitch, And you ain't sayin' shit
Hottest flow on twitter, So all the bitches follow him 
Only takin' tens to the house if they are swallowin'
These bitches want an autograph so they brought a pen
Guess who's in the house and reppin' like a congressman
I got money, Seen friends turn foe
I got money, Seen girls turn hoe
I got money, Started rookie, Turned pro
I got money, Somethin' that you dont know

Oh My (Deven & Nathan Strazzulla) - (Dj Drama's Oh My)

[Verse 1: Nathan Strazzulla]
[Verse 2: Deven]
Thinkin' of a master plan, I'm thinkin' bout how I can get that motherfucker in motion
Move your body girl, I got the potion, Put you on white sand surrounded the ocean, Get your body soakin'
Dive into the water, Sun glistenin' off your gold skin, While I'm relaxing, Smoking
Corona in the right hand with a lime inside of it soakin'
You say that you don't drink but tonight that's what I'm provoking
Me and Nate, Yeah you know you heard of us, When there's alcohol in my house, It is superfluous
Now I'm on a plane in the sky, So when people ask "Where is Deven at?"
You can say "He just flew over us"
[Verse 3: Nathan Strazzulla]
[Verse 4: Deven]
If God had an iPod, I'd be on his playlist, I'm in another galaxy, Your sittin' on your anus
I am far nameless, And I'm never shameless, Don't even gotta say shit, The bitches know I'm famous
And I'm not talkin' bout all the bitches that I came with, Earlier tonight they were strippin' down in my basement
Snapbacks and white tees, Everyday's the same shit, 
And I got Converse on my feet, I'm Taylor made bitch
Get a camera and go focus it, Cause tonight I am star and you know I'll pose for it
When it comes to the top, I'm gettin' close to it, 
People finally notice me, I feel like Amber Rose's tits
[Verse 5; Nathan Strazzulla]
[Verse 6: Deven]
I used to have baby money, But I watched it grow up, And every morning I wake up and my phone is blown up
Some missed texts and phone calls from bitches that wants close ups
Cause my life is a movie, And this is the directors cut
Now stop........And listen to me focus, Cause when I get into the zone I make haters look bogus
I'm a fucking giant compared to these cockroaches, And your girls wall is covered with all my posters
I'm ferocious and the dopest that ever stepped into the game, 
I'm countin' all these hundreds cause that shit is pocket change
And when I step onto the stage, The crowd will be amazed
You say your girl doesn't know me then why's she screaming my name

Respect - (Ryan Leslie's Glory)

[Intro - Aretha Franklin's Respect]
R-to the-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me
R-to the-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care and TCB
Ooooohhhh
[Verse 1]
Thoughts of suicide are going through my mind, This shotgun talking to me saying "Let's go for a ride."
I was drinking earlier and now I'm swervin', They say that there are lessons in life, But what am I learnin'?
I grab my head, Thoughts goin' through my brain, Livin' through the pain, 
But I'm Deven, Say my fucking name 
The most underrated that ever came into game with no shame lookin' for fame
Feelin' hated like Lebron James when he left Cleveland for the Heat 
All I feel is heat cause I'm in hell with the Devil raisin' flames 
I'm insane, Switchin' lanes
And now the alcohol is takin' over, I'm nothin' close to sober, The edge is getting closer
And I only have me to blame, 
Fuckin' A, It’s the same shit everyday
Haters talking shit, Friends look the other way
When I make some bad decisions, Drink, and get some blurry vision
Use the lords name in vein 
Goddammit, Will I ever change?!
[Verse 2]
All I really want is some goddamn respect, And when people call up a station I am who they request
I strive to be the best, And I quit smoking cigarettes, But that shit is hard to do when you are under stress
So I grab another cigarette and then I inhale, And when the nicotine hits my lungs, I exhale
Smoke rising up under the brim of my hat, While my hand is clenched to a pen, Writing another rap
Now im stuck in the matrix, Rappin' in my basement, Back to basics
Yeah
 I am the favorite to the kids that like say shit, And my shameless youth made me famous
[Verse 3]
I'm Mr. Fredrickson, Tryna make it to paradise 
Goin' up to the top even though I am scared of heights
Gamblin' with my life and I will always roll the dice, Married to the game and that bitch will always go throw the rice
I'll never back down in the game, Call me Sean Faris, And all the haters are bunch of Cam Gigandets
These pussy motherfuckers think they're getting in my head, But every night I'm sleepin' with Ally Michalkas in my bed
That doesn’t change the fact that I am just a kid, Getting through the days, Tryna make it more than what is
There's no magic, No hocus pocus, There's only me, my determination, and my focus
But I don’t know where I am right now
So many bitches in my face it's like my prom night now
The only person that I need is my mom right now, But all my friends are sayin' "Yo, you the bomb right now"
[Verse 4]
Lookin' at me like "Where'd all the power go?" Maniac in the booth, Adrien Cronauer flow 
I am at the highest point of my tower so, I think its time for me to finally put on a show
Motherfuckers!
I'm like a lion in a cage, 
And I can set fire with two sitcks and pure rage
My Book of Eli, Everybody follows me
But when they ask me where I'm at, I forgot the page
[Bridge]
Uhuh
I forgot the page
Yeah
My Book of Eli, Everybody follows me
But when they ask me where I'm at, I forgot the page
I'm like a lion in a cage, I can set fire with two sitcks and pure rage
My Book of Eli, Everybody follows me
But when they ask me where I'm at, I forgot the page
[Verse 5]
Let the guitar scream, And let me fucking dream
About a day when I am sitting, Chilling, Countin' green
Getting respect, Getting ice that gleams from the bright lights
But I'm feelin like Moses, When he was floatin' down the stream
I feel abandoned, But I don’t really give a fuck
I don’t even want the fame, I just want respect in this motherfucking game
So I hope you all will remember my fucking name

Pardon My Intrusion - (Luniz's I Got 5 On It)


Keep my enemies far and keep my hoes close, Livin' life is easy when you are the most dope
Snapback on my head with the green under brim and the old school Chicago Bulls logo
Life is movin' fast, But I am in slo-mo, I heard that you were gonna perform but were a no show
Yo, what the fuck happened? Do you need a pro to come and show you how it's done? Yeah, I thought so
You got a big business deal, I'm gonna settle it, Drop top red lamborghini lookin' devilish
Killin' Absolut vodka for the hell of it, That's my therapy, Heltah Skeltah shit
My bitch was givin' me brain, I felt intelligent, So I did my homework, But it wasn't relevant
Now my flow is magic, Penn and Teller shit, I'm Michael Phelps on the mic, Gold medal shit
My flow is hot call it Vanessa Hudgens, So now I make money, Don't give a fuck about budget
And when you talk about money you know I am the subject, Haters talkin' shit, I could give a fuck less
Haha, So now they try to mimic me, Got me drawing guns but nothin' like Yosemite
In high school I didn't have popularity, Doesn't matter now cause I am livin' with prosperity
Yeah, And I do my damn thing, Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M.
Livin' in my mind which means I'm walking on a dream, And when I'm on the stage, I can hear my fans scream
No whammies, I'm pressin' my luck now, My future's lookin' odd, Swag me the fuck out
Leavin' haters speechless, Dumbfound, I'm about to shut this bitch down
I want knowledge but I've come to the conclusion, College isn't for me, It was just an illusion
So I said fuck it, And stopped trying, Kicked down the door to the game, Pardon my intrusion
Sayin' "Fuck you!" with a smile, Kindly, That "I don't give a fuck mood," Don't mind me
Then go to bed with a Gossip Girl, Blake Lively, And try to get her high like Miley
My lyrics go hard, I make the beat cum, Then I find two girls and have a threesome
But they are like the rap game, They don't really know who I am, So I feel unknown, Liam Neeson
I hate fake people, I hate liars, I hate fucking traitors, Jon Cryer
All I really have in this world is my desire, But this life's a fucking joke, Richard Pryor
Cigarette in the left hand, Phone in the other, Feelin' childish, Donald Glover
I was raised by simply the best mother, I just wanna let her know I motherfucking love her
I wouldn't be in this world without you, I just want you to witness all my dreams come true
And fuck the haters and all the shit they say, That is all just meaningless hullabaloo, haha
My insecurities could eat me alive
But I keep 'em bottled up, So I will be fine
That is why I can brag about whatever I want, Stay swagged out, And sit here and just shine
Screaming "I don't give a fuck" out loud, Then I dive off the stage, Right onto the crowd
My fans hold me up, They got me feelin' high, Bring me a pen so I can autograph a cloud

Ready, Set, Go (Deven & Nathan Strazzulla) - (Killer Mike's Ready, Set, Go)

[Talking: Deven]
Yeah
It's another Nathan feature
For you motherfuckers
Leego
[Verse 1: Deven]
Goddamn motherfucker, It's me and Nate, Put us on a beat, You'll know that we'll cooperate
Your bitch is in my bed and she got me feelin' great, You can't see me? Well then let your eyes dilate
I'm the best rookie ever, Call me Kemba Walker, Bitches going crazy for me like I'm Taylor Lautner
Yeah, And all the haters mean muggin', But haters to me are just big shit talkers
They mean nothing and they don't change shit, They try to fuck you up and try to rearrange shit, But,
I'm at the top of the game, On the mic with my hand oscillating on some fucking Drake shit, Uh
When I'm on the mic I got the cigarette burnin', Only I can calculate to money I'm earnin'
The teacher in the game and all of ya'll are just learnin', Deven D motherfucker, 

The "D" is for determined
Floating in the sky, Planes flyin' by, Passengers see me and say "Damn that kid's fly"
I don't know why any of the haters try to even bring me down when all I do is rise
I see it in there eyes, I'm what they despise, An 18 year old kid on the mic, While they're livin' lies
Watch my money stack and watch my money multiply
Fuck your bitch and give her back I'm just that type of guy
Snapback on my head, Dope rhymes in my mind, 110 on the dash, Goin' fast, That's a fact
Supras on my feet,
Cardigan all black, White tee under that, Writin' raps, Countin' stacks
Yeah, And my flow is perfected, If this were MTV then you would be nexted
I do this all day, I do this all night, Fall asleep on the mic, I'm a rappin' narcoleptic
Now these fuckers think that I am playin' games, 

Kickin' ass in the mornin' and at night I'm takin' names
My flow is crack but I am not slangin' cane,
Me and Nate killin' the game, Chillin' in a private plane
Drop top in a Murcielago, Stuntin' like Kanye in Chicago
How you say broke in spanish? Me no hablo
Pockets stay built up, Johnny Bravo

[Verse 2: Nathan]
to be continued.....

My Last (Deven & Nathan Strazzulla) - (Big Sean's My Last)

[Talking: Deven]
Yeaaahhh
We got Nathan in this bitch
We got Deven in this bitch
Uh
[Verse 1: Deven]
Imma live everyday like it's my last, Drop top on the highway goin' fast
Every plane that I book now is first class, Nothin' but the most expensive shit in my glass
Lookin' for a ten, Thin waist, Nice ass, To party the night away with and get trashed
I hold my bottle up, Smile on my face and I never think about my past
I will always focus, I'm supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, And all the hoes know this
But I don't care about them, Cause when I saw you, You were the only I noticed
So what you think about that baby? Just do you and don't worry bout that bitch
Imma drive you to the beach in the summer, And on the way down make the roof disappear like magic
Now I'm ballin' like Magic, Anything you want girl you can have it and you don't have to ask me
I'll just give you my black card at the mall and you can go right ahead and max it
Let all the haters criticize, I don't give a fuck cause when I saw you girl I got butterflies
Felt like Machine Head cause real eyes realize real lies, But to me you were the truth
I don't care about these hoes or these shows or the people askin' us where we go
We just layin' on the white sand chillin' in Bermuda with our glasses filled up with Clicquot
Cause this the champagne life, And you ball with me, Because my game tight
Yeah I run my town, Like the mayor, And these other guys don't campaign right haha
Yeah, And the nights still young, Pour me another glass and let's have fun
I'm dope plus dope thats too dope, All the haters can't cope or even wanna say that I'm number one
Well this lifes a beach and I'm just havin' summer fun
So grab your towel and your sandals, And make sure this is a life that you can handle
Uh
Private jets, Limousines, Champagne, Movie Scenes, Bright Lights, Lots of green, Fast cars, It ain't a thing
And I wanna share it all with you, So ride with me girl and you know that you'll live a dream
But this ain't fantasy, It's the real thing
[Verse 2: Nathan Strazzulla]
Man I just started these flows with my rhymes and lymerols, My girl with me on the bed, She just sittin' paintin' toes
We together in this life, I ain't here to be exposed, Like the great Leo DiCaprio, we just stuck in Limbo
How'd this shit just happen, I just killed the game, One shot, Call me marksman
Put it in a box now bitch I call it coffin, My box ain't the same, I'm just ridin' in the Aston
Uh, I just really don't get paid though, I collect the money every time I have to pass go
And my words are like a river, Never have to reflow, My women in short shorts like they come from Reno
Damn, You are lookin' like a no show, bozo, so-so, While I pose for photos
You ain't on stage, You just lookin' like a road show, Everybody lookin' at you crazy, Loco
Imma imma live like its my last, Imma Imma fill up my glass, Outcast, Never Outclassed
Turn you to a real beach, Sandblast, Rappin' as a white kid, You can call it contrast
Yeah, I'll just live the life in front of me, I'm just here to make a classic, We'll put it on AMC
Don't want all the hype so you won't see my shit on MTV, My flows are too sick but you can see that I am cancer free
Uh, I use my spells like magic, This could be my last so I just gotta grab it
If I don't grasp it, This could turn tragic, 
I'm just tryna live life where ever I have it 

Your Favorite Kids Home - (Cali Swag District's Teach Me How To Dougie)

Teach me how to dougie, Teach me teach me how to dougie
Haha
[Verse]
They be like Deven "Yo, Can you teach me how to rap?" Not gonna lie but I ain't gonna do that
I just do me, Do me times three, Times four, Times five, Times infinity
That's an I'm Ill reference, Put the beat on my plate, Eat it like it's breakfast
Bitch
On a hunt, I was in it for a minute, I only want the cunt, So I hit it then I quit it
Yup, Uh
I am on my Nipsey Hussle, Bringin' it to anyone who wants to fuckin' scuffle
I protect myself in my hater-proof bubble, I'm a pig and these hoes are my truffles cause I sniff em out
And I know that I'm the one they always talk about, In their groups while they scream and shout
What a sight, I give it to em all night, They can't doubt it because they now my flow tight
Yeaaah
Paparazzi takin' pictures, Haters standin' in one place lookin like a fixture
I got a mixture, Cigarettes, a beat, and my iPhone, Then you add in a mic, and now I'm home
So you wanna go, Well bring it on, No Christina Millian, I'm more like Julian Assange
What the fuck you think this is, amateur hour? Fuck that, I'm Kanye, I got all the power
Yeah, I am only just a kid, And you know I keep it hot like a bitch from Madrid
You wanna bet against me well bid, But like me and your bitch, I'm all iiiiin
Never let haters up into this home, Back in Berlin like "Your favorite kids home"
Suffer from a sickness Kill a beat syndrome, Give your girl that miracle dick and called it wishbone

Lunatic - (Lil Wayne's 6 Foot 7 Foot)

Yeah, Aheeeeemmm
Show me the women and I pounce, Don't you ever ever bring your girl over to my house cause
Yeah, No Pittsburgh but I'll steal her, Bedroom full of bitches like Tila Tequlila
I am the dealer in this game we play, This games called life and I play it every day
Pay attention to the next words I'm about to say, I'm on my climb to the top so you better make way
Got the LJ flow, I'm the MVP, Of 2010, So you can't see me, No John Cena
But this that FU in the ring, No homo for the haters that are thinking those things
Haters talkin' to me, I reply with "I'll get back to ya", All them poker chips bitch, You know that I be stackin' em
My flow is crazy like Miley Cyrus smokin' salvia, Spittin' on the mic and leave it covered in salivia
Ooops I meant saliva, Goin' deeper than a diver, Imma climb up to the top and I don't need a fucking ladder
No matter the fuckin' time of day, I'm always goin' crazy jack, Swayze said it best "Some men need to be hit back"
So that's what I came to do, Can't you fucking take a clue
Hit you with them uppercuts and leave you with them black and blues
Finally gettin' respect but it was long overdue
Chill with Father Time and then I go fuck Mother Nature, Time is on my side, I'm turnin' trees into that paper
I'm the main act and you are just the curtain raiser, Life's a fuckin' party, I'm about to throw a rager
Life's also a bitch, But it's not a fucking gucci hoe, I am Mr. Destiny, With a Jim Belushi flow
According to Jim, Everybody Loves Raymond, Fuck that, I'm on vacation while I'm chillin' in the Caymans,
Yeah I am a monster but I don't want any cookies, I hope you understand me cause you'll never over look me
Man my flow is crazy, I'm a motherfucking lunatic, Play the right notes on that pussy, Yeah I tune a fish
My flow is so sick, Imma need some pharmaceuticals, Talkin' with my animals like I am Dr. Doolittle
Well you all know that I got that smokers breathe, Cause I smoke them cigarettes, And I will die a smoker's death
But I don't give a fuck, Cause this is my life, These are all my fucking choices, And I will pay the price
For all of my problems and all the shit that I have done, But I can't wait to see just what I will become
Cause this was hard work, There were no camaraderie's, Flow is so sick it tested HIV positeeve
All these demon's in my soul, I hope they come outta me, I do this shit for me man, 
My mom would be proud of me

Xxplosive Freestyle - (Dr. Dre's Xxplosive)

[Talking]
Yeah I just got outta bed and uhh
This is the first thing I do every morning when I wake up before I go to class
Doing Everything Very Exquisitely Now
The new mixtape
Leego
[Verse]
Headed for the top, Somebody better tell a hater, That I'm a trouble maker, Motherfucking instigator
Now I'm ballin' in the game, Like I am a Laker, Money Comin faster than a premature ejaculator
Came into this game knowin' I would fear no one, And I will lead my team, Like I am Shogun
All these bitches on my dick this shit is so nuts, Underage drinking but I'm drinking with the grownups
Money in my pockets, Keep them bitches sewn up, You need some money, Call the bank and get your loan up
My past is calling me, But I hang the phone up, In my car makin' cop lunch, Donuts
I am like Dennis Quaid in the movie Legion, And you are more like Elmer Fudd when it is hunting season
Get it? Cause he never catches Bugs Bunny, But I will blow anything up to get the fucking money
Reaching for the crumbs at the bottom of the cookie jar, Sticking out my tongue like a Michael Jordan rookie card
One hand behind the back layup on a muhfucker, All these haters wanna try and stop a muhfucker
Chilling on the beach, Feeling like the man, Got my feet in the sand ,And a Corona in my hand
Yeah this games a gamble, But I always play my hand, And my flow is hard to handle, So I hope you understand
I'm a psycho on the mic, Spittin' crazy shit, Then it's on to the next one, On my Jay-Z shit 
Working all day, No lazy shit, So if you can't see me, You are on some hazy shit
So If you have eyes, Look at me now, Cause the curtains closing quick, And I am taking a bow
But when I'm on the mic the only thing that I allow, Is that I'm Doing Everything Very Exquisitely Now so
These people thinking backwards, I'm straight forward, Ray Allen at the key, About to shoot a floater
Swoosh, Buzzer beater, A 3 pointer, Nickname MILF lover, Cause I'm the muhfucker
S&M flow cause I got the game in bondage, And I fuck these bad moms bitch,Kate Gosselin
Haters talk shit cause they didn't think to tell me, But my flow is hot, Call it Minka Kelly
High over the seas, Yeah I'm parasailin', But I go stupid on the beat, Sarah Palin
When I walk into the bank, Yeah I am the man, But you just gettin' baby money, Farrah Abraham
Racin' past these motherfuckers in the right direction, Never stopping bitch, Speed right through an intersection
Yeah I am the best with my perfect imperfections, You were at the top? That's not in my recollections
Came into this game looking like a tourist, Then I flip this shit and I turned into Chuck Norris
Kicking down the door with the muhfuckin' right force, Make way for the knight on the white horse

Summer Love Freestyle (Feat. Nathan) - (Justin Timberlake's Summer Love)

[Talking (Deven)]
Nathan feature
Haha
[Deven]
I'm just a kid Kickin' Incredibly Dope Shit, Mac said it first, I'm a fan, So who gives a shit
Used to be outcast, outsider, and a misfit, But I kept on working, I am too legit to quit
Lights are flashing, Cameras rolling, Where's the action? Let's get going
Bring the Captain, Pourin' Morgan, We need shots so bring some more in
And you know I'm always tourin', And my currency is foreign
All star ballin', MichaeJordan, Old school snapback, Purple Orange
Feelin' so relaxed while I'm laying in a hammock, I'm just a kid pullin' off crazy antics
Life is so great so there's no need to panic, Picture my life, Background, Oceanic
[Nathan]
Jumpin' on tracks like a trampoline, Spittin' rhymes all the time, Devens right in front of me
We be puttin' nuts in your face like we makin' tea, Don't be so surprised bitch, I do this shit unknowingly
[Deven]
Ice cold gameplay like Wayne Gretzky, Bitches want me but they know they can't get me
I'm goin' down the right path don't misdirect me, I fuck the beat so it'll need a hysterectomy
[Nathan]
Takin' bitches out, All night, Where the hell your friends at? Put them on the next flight
Bring em down here where you know they will be kept right, Haters drinkin' beers while we poppin' bottles, Night life
Yeah, we call this the federation, Rappin' till we just can't breathe, Asphyxiation
Own all the shit you see, Domination, Drop the world on your head, Annihilation
Damn, Can you feel us stealin' the show, Stole it right from under your feet, You didn't know
What's this unstoppable shit? My own flow, I beat it up again and again, My own hoe
[Deven]
If I don't give a fuck now, Then what makes you think that I gave a fuck before?
Cause I came into this game when nobody knew my name but now I am the one they all adore
Walk into the room, Get some handshakes, Droppin' haters like trees, Landscape
Doin' all this shit for my fuckin' fan sakes, Then I watch the money stack, Pancakes
[Nathan]
Beat so loud in the fucking place, I can't hear myself talk, Fuck what the haters say
Bitches see me in the club, Every motherfucking day, Everytime i see your face, I just look the other way
[Deven]
Raahhh
Everybody go and check your television, Cause when I'm on the mic, I turn into Blake Griffin
A showstoppin' muhfucker nobody is missin', You can't miss me, I'm on a motherfucking mission
Golddiggin' hoes ain't got no time for the cheapness, My wallet is a bank and all the hoes try to breach this
If I'm in the game I'm where the motherfucking peak is, Leavin' you without a teleprompter, Speechless

The New Me - (Kanye West's Gorgeous)

[Verse 1 - Deven] 
Sorry haters but ain't nobody changing me, I made it to the top and ain't nobody rearranging me
Everybody know that my show is the thang to see, Well if I had a show, Then it'd be the thang to see
And yesterday is just a memory, I gotta get through today with all of my enemies
I'm sorry Lord for my brash delivery, I had to get it off my chest cause it's just been killin' me 
I've been internally bleeding for an eternity, Binge drinking my ass off like I'm in a fraternity
Yeah this game's a bitch but I show it common courtesy, I get it in my bed and then I leave it in maternity
It gives birth to my child and I name it Go, Because you get it on the mic and it just wants to go crazy ho
Yeah, Crazy ho, It's crazy, Like it's got Lindsay Lohan flow when she's snorting blow
Stop impugning my intelligence, And can somebody tell me what is all the relevance 
Of all these fucking elephants in the room with common sense and dollar signs? 
I'm on my grind, Ain't go no time for slowing down, I gotta shine, I gotta climb, I'm in my prime
No Optimus, I gotta rhyme until the very last chime of grandfather clock, There's an artist at work
Let me clean of my smock, Wipe of my easel, Stunt on these hoes like Evil Knievel
Jump through through the ring of fire, Spit like Kanye when he was spittin' Through the Wire
I want a street car named desire, But when it comes down to it I'm just preaching to the choir
So Imma go to bed with a Pretty Little Liar, Ashley Benson, Give her my full attention
Cause even though this isn't ABC Family, I wanna make sure that's she's seein' me for who I wanna be
And not who I was in my past, The new me finishes first,  The old me finishes last
 Yeah, And now I'm a ballin', I'm suttin' like Alec and your just the other Baldwins
Cause no one really knows who you are, But when it comes to me bitch, I'm a motherfucking star
I know exactly what your gonna do before you even go and do it, Sherlock Holmes flow, Robert Downey Jr.
And now me and my girl are fighting in the den, She says "Fuck you!" And I reply with "When?"
Then she calls me a sarcastic asshole, And I look at her like "That's life....so"
We gotta get through day, Gotta get paid, While all the haters post up on the grassy knole
And try to assassinate me, But I'm Aaron Brooks, Ain't nobody passin' me
Peace

Mr. D'Aleo On The Mic - (Lil Wayne's Sportscenter)

You think you understand me, Think twice hater, Your girls candy, Cause I want her Now & Later
I'm always on my grind but I am no skater, I'm going up bitch, Welcome to elevator
Somebody tell a waiter that I am ready to eat, I eat the beat raw, Uncooked meat
Chalk on the chalk board, Hear that bitch screech, Cause I am ready to teach
Everybody take your seat
Mr. D'Aleo on the mic, Better get it right, I got a virgin flow cause it's just so tight
Yeah that's a lame line but I gotta say it twice, I got a virgin flow cause it's so tight
And now I'm in the game, Everybody know what it is when they wanna hear my name
Oh shit bitch, Deven came with the flame, Burning down towns and anything in his way
It's his time to reign soooooo
Let's get it in, She ain't gotta ask twice, I let her bring a friend
Goddamn
What am I doing? I don't really know, But I know I'm not losing
And I also that the top I am pursuing, And I'm gonna do it till the end, Motherfucker I'm a trend, Yes
Can't see anyone past my RayBans, And I stop every hater where they stand
You think you better? Yeah okay man, I found you flow it was in a fucking waste land haha
And I will never fumble, Real Sports ballin', Call me Kobe Bryant Gumble
And I am so humble, But I got the world in my palm, I close my hand and I watch that bitch crumble
Hopscotch flow cause these haters are squares, And I'm hoppin' over 'em givin' 'em pennies to spare
But keep your two cents cause I wanna leave you suttin', Cause when It comes to rap man you really got nothin'
I bring the beat back, Wallet stay fat, So fat that I wanna call that bitch my Big Mac
I got all the things you lack muhfucka, I'll never leave the game thats a fact muhfucka
Yeah

Sunrise - (Yeasayer's Sunrise)

[Talking]
Uh, uh, uh, uh
This is the Troy and Abed Experience
Motherfuckers
Uh
Yeah
[Verse 1]
Cigarettes and lighter, I am ready to go, One mic, One beat, I am ready to flow
I am ready to show, My heart to these hoes, But I hope that you know, I am leaving tomorrow
So don't get attached, Cause we really weren't matched, Just leave your heart detatched, Copy that, Dispatch
When I'm on the mic, I'm alive, Head first at these raps like a dive 
I'm the fittest so I survive, Stealing the game, Bonny and Clyde
Doin' so well that I thrive, Good Job, High Five
Rap till I see sunrise, I will never close my eyes, Never sleeping on you guys, No homo, No lies
These labels wanna aquire me, Then they hire, then they lie me, then they fire me
Well as I can see, It's not gonna work, So i gotta peace
You won't find me, Hide and seek, The only thing you can do is admire me
[Chorus to Sunrise]
[Verse 2]
Knockin' over the game, Jenga, I'm ready to meet world, Topenga
Greeted the game like a motherfuckin' stranger, Then I gave it that game changer
Straight magic, Abracadabra, Flow suttin' like the Niagra, I'm romantic, Casablanca, It's a party, Extravaganza
Emile Hirsch, I'm the real speed racer, Your an actor, Your a faker
The thing is your a real bread breaker, I'm tryna get mine to rise like a baker
If she gives me a chance I'll embrace her, But if she leaves then I won't go chase her
I still have the guts to go face her, Loves a gamble, John Racener
[Chorus to Sunrise]

Untitled - (Let The Drummer Kick Instrumental...kind of a remake i found on youtube)

The Troy and Abed Experience motherfuckers
[Verse]
I don't fucking rap, This is just my pen talkin', Got my team behind me, A million men walkin'
Nah fuck that, A million men marchin', On my Iron Man shit, So I'm Tony Starkin'
Your fuckin' wit a balla baby, I ain't talking Chingy, But I ain't fucking wit you if your just gonna be clingy
I'm in sky so please tell me if u seen me, Cause I'm a shooting star, I'm your dream baby
I always put in work, I dedicate time, I dont count money, I estimate mine
Your success is in your dreams, I create mine, You are local news, I am Dateline
You can't appreciate the sun without witnessing rain, You can't appreciate the fame without witnessing pain
You can't pass me if you are in the wrong lane, You can't rap like this without being a little bit insane
I'm chillin' in my house, Baggy sweats and some slippers, But I'm still killin' the game like Jack the Ripper
Got your girl over here actin' like a stripper, If she serves me right then I might tip her
Breakfast Club flow, I am always in detention, Just cause I'm listening don't mean that I'm paying attention
Shotgun to the beats face, Red Dead Redemption, I'm addicted to this game, I need an intervention
My flow is hot man,Call it Kelli McCarty, Call it Scarlett Johansson, Call it Kara DioGuardi
Surfer dudes see me and say, Yo that was gnarly, And all the haters like ow, That hurt Charlie
But this ain't YouTube, So get out MySpace, My mic is my bank, I nicknamed it Chase
I ain't Matt Bush, these are my glory days, And I am at the top, I will be there to stay

White Boy Swag - (Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag)

[Talking in Background]
White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag, 
White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag
[Talking]
Deven, Deven, Deven, Deven, Deven
hahahahahaha
Oh my god
Why does Soulja Boy say his name like that
I don't understand
Uh
[Verse]
This right here is where I go dumb, Bitches actin' like a baby, Make em suck the thumb
Nahh fuck the thumb, Suck my dick, And I always make em cum, Bust a nut into they eye, So they see where I come from
They wanna role play, I don't like to pretend, They just wanna fuck, Hopin' that I comprehend
Bitches like okay, Let's get to the bed, And I'm just like, Less talk, More head
Yeaaaaaaah bitch, So what the fuck you gon do, Your bitch is jumping on my dick, Like a fucking kangaroo
But enough about that, Money over everything, I'm winnin' this shit, Where's my superbowl ring
I switch shit up, You spit a common theme, So what you gonna do, Yeah, Prolly not a thing
I'm Super Bad, Call me Jonah Hill, I go hard on these beats, Don't need a blue pill
Got Viagra swagga, Cause I can go for hours, And then I make it rain, So watch the money be my shower
I'm Nate Robinson and Rondo, I'm all about the green, But I rep my team too, And you faggots are Scrappy Doo
Tryna fit in with the group, That you have no business in, You had to envy us, Well that is just a deadly sin
I'll get Brad Pitt  over here to set your fucking ass straight, I don't know what I'm talking bout, Wait
I'm so dis-disrespectful, Cause I cuss a lot, And you wanna give me shit cause you ain't shitting on the pot
Man back the fuck up before I off your fucking top, I'm a Decepticon mixed with an Autobot
Megatron flow meets Opitmus Prime, Transform a hater to a bitch at any given time
It's a crime when you on the mic cause you sound like a mime, I wanna keep on going but I ain't got the time
Megatron flow meets Opitmus Prime, Transform a hater to a bitch at any given time
It's a crime when you on the mic cause you sound like a mime, I wanna keep on going but I ain't got the time
[Talking]
White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag, 
White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag, White boy swag
The Troy and Abed Experience motherfuckers
Yeah uh
And that's it for this mixtape
This and been the Troy and Abed Experience motherfuckers
If you haven't heard me saying it on almost every track on this mixtape
Catch ya next time
I'm out
White boy swag
Hahaha Peace
The Troy and Abed Experience motherfuckers

Black Hawk Down Flow - (Lil Wayne's YM Salute)

Treat haters like pussy, I go hard on em, Yes we're at war, But I drop the bombs on em
My flow is outta this world, I am so far from common, You wanna start shit, Houston we got a problem
They be on that kryptonite and I be on that shit tonight, That shit that get me wasted, While you motherfuckers sippin' sprite
Ghost riding the car cause I always be tippin' right, Always in the sky so I never be skippin flights
Yeah I’m spittin' raw so my raps are like sushi, Gettin' fashion money so my papers like gucci
Scaring these cowards Cause my raps are so spooky, Bitch I’m a pro, I am far from a rookie haha
Livin' in a movie, I’m the script writer, Facilitate the game like a fucking expeditor
Work sun up to sun down, Pullin' all nighters, I don’t need fists bitch, I’m a gun fighter
Flow is straight magic, I'm A rappin' Harry Potter, Compared to the sun, I’m the only one hotter
Climbin' to the top and I don’t need a fucking spotter, Your tryna find your bitch, Well I already got her
Banner got nothing on me, I’m incredible, Any motherfucking beat to me is fucking edible
All about the commas cause I don’t fuck with decimals, I wanna be louder man, Go turn up the decibels
Extraterrestrial, Flow like a martian, Eatin' up the beat cause I’m motherfucking starvin'
Your comin' up Short so your first name should me Martin, I do it so big like the tits on Dolly Parton
Yeah bitch I run an army, So u best salute, Always lookin' for new soldiers like I am q recruit
My flow is obtuse, While your flow is just acute, And if you wanna kill me, Then you better fucking shoot
Cause I ain’t goin nowhere, Like the mole on Turk's face, And I don’t give a fuck, If my rooms my work space
Gettin' homerun money, And the bank is home base, When it comes to this beat, Murder was the fucking case
I’m shittin' out my mouth, And my pen is the laxative, Cause hot shit is the only thing Im fashionin'
I get more press, Then a fucking Kardashian, I do this shit on purpose, This is not by accident
I’m fucking rich bitch, You are just a beggar, Life's a fucking party, I’m about to throw a kegger
This that Black Hawk Down flow, And I’m Ewan McGregor, I can’t sleep at night, I’m a rapping Heath Ledger
Chemical flow, Like I work for fucking Drackett, Bring me any beat, And I'll go fucking attack it
Bring me all the money, And I swear that I will stack it, Haters got me Bored To Death, Zach Galafianakis
Well life is a gamble, I play in God's casino, And back to my bed Is the only place that she go
I’m screaming fuck it all, Like Childish Gambino 
I said that I'm the best, And you finally said we know

Uppercut - (N.O.R.E.'s Banned From T.V.)

[Talking]
I'd like to welcome everybody to the fight tonight
In this corner we have the banned from t.v. instrumental
And in this corner we have
Weighing 175, about 6'3'', It's Deven D
Will you please step up to the mic sir
I want a clean fight
[Verse 1]
I'm the master in rap, Call me sensei, My roots flow through the beat, Kunta Kinte
This shits about to go down like mayday, But like Ice Cube, It's gonna be a good day
Yeah, I'm gettin' money, I'm a bread breaker, It don't come in stacks, I get mine by the acre
Give this beat a tombstone like the Undertaker, And when it comes to me, I think rap has met it's maker
Give this beat a funeral, A casket and all, Got that three point flow like I'm playin' basketball
Flows got a heavy topspin, Rafael Nadal, If I drop from the top it's just an everlasting fall
I lost count of all this money that I generate, But there's way too much for me to calculate
I fuck up any beat that I go and penetrate, Bitch I'm in the building, I'm about to renovate
Doin' 108 on the fuckin' interstate, And I eat this beat up, Put it on my dinner plate
I got a saint flow that'll set a sinner straight, I don't got time, You can't make a winner wait
Pockets on fat like Joseph Gannascoli, I got so many chips, I'm gonna need some guacamole
Got so much cheese, I put it on my ravioli, I attack midfield, Leandro Romagnoli
I made it to the top, I didn't need a reservation, And when I got there you handed in your resignation
Set these beats free, Emancipation Proclamation, Bitch I'm the best, I don't need and explanation
If you didn't hear that, Hit replay, My flow, a mic and a beat, Now that's a three way
I ball all night and day, NBA, Got a dirty ghetto kid flow, DGK
I get distracted on the mic, A.D.D., But I still assist the game, Top A.P.G.
Go bananas on the beat, A.P.E., Get your grades up motherfucker, S.A.T.
[Talking]
Alright the first round is over
It looks like Deven D is in the lead
He almost got a first round knockout
Can it make it through the second round
I don't know, Here we go
[Verse 2]
Okay it's Deven motherfucker, I was banned from t.v., Cause my flow is too explicit for anyone to see
Cut the beat up and leave it an amputee, Cause I go so hard and that's a fuckin' guarantee
You can find my swag where the wild things are, Cause I'm a monster, And you know my swag is bizarre
Bitch I'm makin' movies, I'm a film star, Flow crazy, Yeah I spit Alcatraz bars
I'm Farve in his prime, And I ball like Jordan, Then I race around the game like Jeff Gordan
Rolls Royce flow, A motherfucker four doorin', And you can talk shit, But you're only bein' borin'
Terrorist flow, Like I came from Pakistan, Our flows are war, Afghanistan
My flows like a gun, I got a gat in hand, No matter what you do, I will be the last to stand
[Talking]
Oh my god, Deven D has won the fight with an uppercut to the beats face
He took the beat down, to the ground, and he won the round
Oh my god
I have no idea what I just witnessed but it was beautiful
That was magnificent
That was marvelous
Deven keeps his championship belt
And this just proves to every other rapper out there
Nobody's beat is safe
And he will leave it a murder scene
So get ready cause he ain't done yet

Quick Little Rap - (Bassnectar's Intro to Basshead)

[Talking]
Just a qiuck little rap for yo ass right now
Haha
You motherfuckers ain't ready
This is just a quick little rap
[Verse]
Electrical flow like I work for Conedison, I'm so sick that my shoes need medicine
Swags V.I.P. so you know that I can get us in, You wanna bank on me, Well you can bet I'll win
Haha yeahhh
So what the fuck you gonna say, Soundin' like the Warriors, Come out and play
I never say never, Just like the Fray, I got that 1, 2, KO swag, Cassius Clay
I'm flyin' high until I die, Like Alex LaPointe, And I'm makin' it through life without no checkpoints
So we can all get high and smoke a universal joint, I'm the fuckin' best, Exclamation point

Mr. Miyagi - (Jae Millz's Green Goblin)

When I'm in the club, I look for the punani, Yeah your flow was cancelled, I call that shit Toonami
My flow will leave you fucked, Similar to a tsunami, I'm the word police, Michiko Kakutani
Watch what you say around me or get hit, With bullets all the way from your head to your hip
No more bullets left, I got an empty clip, Make my money do backflips, handsprings and shit
Add in a couple summersaults and some cartwheels, Do this shit for my team, Carolina Tar Heels
Hit you with a bottle, Tell me how the bar feels, I'm makin' money faster then some Nascar wheels
Ugh I'm done, I'm runnin' circles round the game, I ain't gonna stop until you motherfuckers know my name
What a lame ass flow motherfucker, You should be ashamed, A lion in the Sahara, I can't be tamed
Speedin' down the highway, Weavin' through traffic, Rap is like crack and I'm a motherfucking addict
I do this shit all day cause it's just a habit, Get your flow and stab it, Find the top and grab it
Pull myself up, sit back and relax, No ones comin' up at anytime cause they're all whack
Goin' for the Payne, First name Max, makin' lots of paper, Buildin' lots of stacks
Karate chop the beat and call me Mr. Miyagi, I'm all about my poker chips like Michael Mizrachi
I work so hard, I deserve to be cocky, I'll always be a Giant like Jeremy Shockey
Fresh kicks, snapback, and a DGK shirt, Wear my jeans baggy, Do it for the comfort
Listen to your flow man, I would rather eat dirt, I'm a clock stopper motherfucker, French Stewart
I'm immaculate in the game, You are just puny, Got a crazy ass flow, I'm motherfucking loony
Tellin' you to get a life, Just like Tunechi, Swags up in the air, Like George Clooney
Yeah your makin' money, So your tryna match me, But I'm makin' money just like the Great Gatsby
Put the beat on my plate, I'll eat it up gladly, Go so hard, Even Bo Burnham asks me
Did you poop a virgin, Cause that shit tight, Racin' all day, Fuck a Talladega Night
My swags first class, Your a domestic flight, Get you lost in my flow, Shyamalan M. Night
Grew up out in Berlin, Suburban back yard, Go nuts on the beat, Hit the urban track hard
Gettin' fast funds like I work for Vanguard, Physicist flow like Auguste Piccard
When I Get Shorty, The fuckin' games over, But just Be Cool motherfuckers, John Travolta
Get that iPhone money, Your just Motorola, And I'm colder, Then a bear that's polar

Wassup - (Wiz Khalifa's Wassup)

[Talking]
I just wanna let you in a little secret
I can't really sing
So all the yeah's I say might be a little bit out of tune
Haha
Yeah uh uh
[Verse 1]I got my swag right, You know my flow tight, You think you better than me, Well not quite
You know I shine bright, Brighter than the light, And I'm so motherfucking high that you could not reach my height
I hold my town down, Berlin is the spot, And if this were a kingdom, I'm gon need my crown
You know I ain't frontin', Nah I ain't bluffin', Just like Kanye, You can't tell me nothin'
Boy wassup
Yeahhhhhhhhh, Yeahhhhhhhhh, Yeahhhhhhhhh, Yeahhhhhhhhh
Motherfuck the rest, I'm the fucking best, Yeah I said it, Don't take it outta context
I give rap my all, So I won't fall, Like Kobe or Lebron, All I do is ball
I'm the fuckin' best, That's my promise, Intercepted the game, Emmit Thomas
Boy wassup
Yeahhhhhhhhh, Yeahhhhhhhhh, Yeahhhhhhhhh, Yeahh
So I hop up out my bed, I stretch and I yawn, Take a minute, Then I turn my swag on
Grab the keys to the spaceship
Hop up in that motherfucker
Then you know that I'm motherfucking gone
[Talking]
Haha
Yeah
Hold It Down For Berlin
Uh
Wassup


Party Anthem - (Far East Movement's Like A G6)

[Chorus as sang in the original song]
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard, When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6, Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6, N-n-n-no-n-n-now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6, N-n-n-no-n-n-now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
[Verse 1]
Fly like a G6, High like a bee is, Rollin' with the deepest clique and we drinking
Cause it's the weekend and now I'm thinkin', Someone blow some weed and get this motherfucker stinking
Feelin' like Jagged Edge, Where the party at, I just wanna know where I can go and get retarded at
Feelin' like Gucci Mane, I'm gettin' motherfucking wasted, Vodka gummy bears the best thing I ever tasted
Nothing stoppin' me I've been drinkin' all night, Ya'll right I'm drunk, But i could give a fuck less
That didn't rhyme, Oops my bad, Get me a beer, I lost the on i had
Get drunk get loud get motherfucking crazy, Gettin' second hand high, eyes all hazy
Let every single little hot freak in, Will Ferrell in Old School, Were all going streakin'
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Bring the tables out, BEER PONG BEER PONG, Someone's at the door, DING DONG DING DONG
Let that motherfucker in this party ain't stoppin', And just like Nelly, You know we get it poppin'
Pull my pants up, Lean back, Fat Joe, There's some crazy bitches, Imma go and fuck with that hoe
Loud ass music, I'm about to lose it, Drinkin' everything, I'm alcohol abusin'
Blame it on the goose, That got you feelin' loose, Then blame it on the trone, That got you in the zone
Wait, shit
That's the fuckin' wrong song, I ain't Jamie Foxx, Goddamn I'm gone
Keep the beer on ice, So it's cold as a blizzard, And I'm gettin' slizzard, But it ain't off sizzurp
I ain't FEM, I just get drunk off beer, And shots, Yeah shots, Yeah bring some more here
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
And now we bottle poppin', Them girls' panties droppin', I'm so drunk I am dancin', And now I'm Diddy boppin'
Put the New Boyz on, And you know I can jerk, Get crazy get bezerk, Then go and put in work
Yeah
I'm fillin' up my cup, My middle finger up, Cause I don't give fuck, This party crazy, Yup
Girls are everywhere, Alcohol never out, Hold your drinks up, And let me hear you shout
Yeah I drink a lot, I don't get drunk, I get awesome,
Is there Jager anywhere, Man i swear i saw some
This girl DTF, What you just say hoe, Shit got me screaming like Pitbull, Ayyyyoooooooooo
[Chorus]

I'm Ill - (Red Cafe's I'm Ill)

[Chorus (Jay-Z) Me in background]
Rrrrrah, I'm ill, I'm ill, I'm ill, Rrrrrrah Rrrrrrah (I'm motherfucking ill)
I'm ill, I'm ill, I'm ill, I'm ill, Rrrrrrah Rrrrrrah (I'm motherfucking ill)
Motherfucker I'm ill, Motherfucker I'm ill, Motherfucker I'm ill, Rrrrrrah Rrrrrrah (I'm motherfucking ill)
I'm ill, I'm ill, I'm ill, I'm ill, Rrrrrrah Rrrrrrah (I'm motherfucking ill)
[Verse 1]
Brrrrat stick em, Hahaha stick em, Here's my balls, All the haters lick 'em
Your like ashes on my cigarette I fuckin' flick 'em, David Beckham any beat, Yeah I fuckin' kick em
Fuckin up the beat, Beat it up like boxin', Going for the Green Monster, I'm Red Soxin'
Green as in money, Monster as in a lot, So pull a Jay-Z, And show me what you got
Would you eat green eggs and ham on a boat with a goat, No I just eat these beats, And get 'em stuck in my throat
Puke them bitches out, And they come out even better, Mean everything I say, Every word every letter
I'm fucking crazy, I'm way past insanity, But for your clarity, Ain't nobody scarin' me
You think I need your help, Man motherfuck your charity, I don't need help till a motherfucker buries me
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I'm I'll, I know I am, So still I spit, And still I jam
I do me, Do me times threeTimes four times fiveTimes infinity
No one can do it better, Then I can, Goin' for that oil money, Like Iran
I stand on the top, With my fam', Now I'm on Mars, That's where I land
Ewwwww, Y'all haters gross, Thinking were the same, Were not even close
I'm sittin' tall, Your sittin' small, I fucking ball, You fucking crawl
You fucking fall, I stand with grace, Tryna catch up to me, In a motherfucking race
You can't catch up to my motherfucking pace, So it's not really a race, It's a motherfucking chase
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Now my swagga on etcetera, Three dots, You can't fuck wit me or Spigs, We rock
You can only see us sittin' at the top, Cause we rock steady, Like Pete Rock
Were ill, Still ready to kill, Any beat, Leave it dead what a thrill
We were born to reign, Just like Will, You say you'll fuck us up, But I don't think you will
What the fuck, I'm so sick, Where's some Nyquil, Get it to me quick
I have such a whore attitude, Like fuck it, Get it fuck it, Cause whores just wanna fuck it
But my flows like a gun, Let the mag off, Put the money in a sac, Drop the bag off
You wanna try to roll wit me, Man back off, Fuckin' wit me, Is like messin' with Sasquatch
[Chorus with me saying different things in the background]
I'm not even gonna do it on this chorus man
You already know I'm motherfucking ill so
Just
Stay tuned for the rest of this mixtape
Hold It Down For Berlin
Yeah man
Let's fuckin' go
Uh

Monster - (Kanye West's Monster)

[Bon Iver in original song]
I shoot the lights out
Hide till it's bright out
Ohhhh just another lonely night
Are you willing to sacrifice your life?
AHHHHHHHHH
[Me]
Hungry hungry, Man I'm hungry, I'm eatin' up the cake, Yeah I'm gettin' lots of money
Now I'm with your bitch, And she's gettin' kinda horney, So when I get a boner, You know I let her blow me
Phoney phoney, All these haters phoney, They just gettin' mad, Cause they can't fuckin' clone me
I ain't your fuckin' friend, So don't call me your homie, I'm sittin' at the top, So they tryna dethrone me
I don't give a fuck what you say, Or what you may pay me to stay, I don't like haters, Get the fuck away
Talk shit I don't give a F-U-C-K
What's that mean I don't give a fuck, I said it three times, I don't give a fuck
There's the fourth time, Man you fuckin' suck, Your a little mini cooper, I'm a monster truck
A ten-hut. You better pay attention, Fuck the FCC, I don't need their discretion
I'll swear all I want, I don't do it for attention, I'm the fuckin' best, I just thought that I should mention
Step up in this bitch, Like what's goodie, Old school snap back, Zip-up hoodie
Lookin' like a pro, So you know I ain't a rookie, Your flows a beat up ugly bitch, Imma name it Snooki
I'm too fresh, I'm too clean, I'm a monster, So i'm too mean
Money too green, Right up in my jeans, The only time your a monster, Is on Halloween
You little drama queen, You little pre-teen, My life's a movie, You can catch it on the big screen
Shake it like a tambourine, That's the fuckin' routine, Make it bounce up and down, Like your on a trampoline
Where's my vaccine, Cause my flow is sick, Bring my dogs out, No Michael Vick
While you nitpick this sick thick clique, Go be a homo, Put on your lipstick
Jason don't fuck with me, And I run Elm Street, Then I let my gun bust, Like skeet skeet
I punted Chucky, And his little bride, And I made every Gremlin, Go run and Hide
I tell Pinhead what to do like a director, Then I kick the shit outta Hannibal Lector
Cause I'm a monster, This is what i do, Got you sayin' Ruh Roh, Like Scooby Doo
You better make way, When i come through, So what you gonna do, You haven't got a clue
Now your runnin' up on me, Who the fuck are you, Don't make me fucking go and Michael Myers you
[Bon Iver in original song]
I-I am heading home

Good Evening - (Mac Miller's Good Evening)

As you all know, My flow goes on for days, And I'm headed to the top, So you better make way
Motherfuck a hater and everything that they say They were just mini obstacles thrown in my way
These beats are Pokemon, I gotta catch em all, When it comes to other rappers, I'm hotter then them all
A rapping Michael Jordan, Cause all I do is ball, I'm bout the shut the game down like Drake in the mall
I ain't fakin' at all, But I know that you are, Your a peasant in the game, You can call me a czar
And when I'm at the top, And your at the bottom, You can try to climb up, But you won't get far
You bring your flow to the table, It's like Dinner for Schmucks, Cause your flow straight sucks, And it's shitty as fuck
I'm shooting for the bread, So you better Donald Duck, Mickey mouse cheese in this bitch, I don't need luck
When I smoke weed, I'm very unstable high, But you know I git-r-done, Like I'm Larry the Cable Guy
I'm gonna be a legend, So I tell all the fables bye, I'm chillin' in the clouds, Since birth I was labeled high
I know you don't like me, But I really don't care, Who says I can't get stoned, John Mayer
All these motherfucking haters tryna give me a scare, Sit your fuckin' ass down, Let me get you a chair
Miami Vice flow, Like I'm stuck in the eightys yo, Throw the beat deep, You can call me Tom Brady ho
Your making your songs, But you got such a shady flow, Now you get excited, Cause your shits on the radio
Y'all are too weak, Like fourteen days, Talk is cheap motherfucker, Better watch what you say
Your in some trouble, If I'm in your girls way, She gon' wanna straight kick it, Like I'm fuckin' Pele
Then I bring her to my crib, She gon' forget your name, Let your girl suck my dick, She be given me brain
And when I'm all done, And she's fully satisfied, I'll send her ass back, When night turns to day
Cause that's what I do, I can get any girl, No matter where I'm at, Any place in the world
Like a tornado I twirl, whirl and swirl, I spit like a Rowdy Ruff Boy, Your more of a Power Puff Girl
I'm a delirious lyricist, No T.I. but I'm serious, Leave you speechless and furious, When I end shit period
Imma call you George, Cause you lookin' quite curious, As I spit my puzzling flow, Cause I'm oh so mysterious
No La Toya Luckett, But i take away love, And no Ke$ha either but they know my love is their drug
I beat the pussy up, I don't need a boxing glove, And I squashed this beat, Like a motherfucking bug
Motherfucker

B-Town Banger - (Lil Wayne's Bill Gates)

[Talking]
Uh, Yeah
This that B-Town Banger
Motherfucker
[Verse 1]
Demolish your flow, You can call me a wrecking ball, You wanna start shit, I bet you wouldn't step at all
You should wait and see, For what the fuck that I have install,  This that B-Town Banger motherfucker, We about to brawl
If life is a gamble, I own the casino, If rap is like crack, Then I flow like a kilo
I'm bigger than Nino, With a Kanye West ego, I'm The Situation, But I ain't Mike Sorrentino
No extracurricular activity, I live in the future, So my past is my history
I never give up, I'm goin' for a victory, And if I die tomorrow, Then I'm takin' down the industry
Get this sickness, Vicious witness, Work it out fitness, Body builder business
I am so ambitious, But I ain't superstitious, Yeah this beats delicious, So Imma go malicious
You beggin' for food, Like kids in Ethiopia, Two hands around the game, I'm motherfucking chokin' her
Your in make believe land, You live in a dystopia, But my world is perfect, So I live in a utopia
Runnin' down full court, Dunkin' in the paint, With a flow straight from God, Refer to me as a saint
File a complaint against your flow, Cause your flow is fake, Shit my flow so sick, I'm about to faint
Fall asleep on the mic, Put these beats to bed, Leave your head full of bullets, Cranium full of lead
Yeah I ain't a toaster, But I'm gettin' lots a bread, It says "Deven is the best", On the headlines that you read
Flow from my brain, Straight up out my equilibrium, They talkin' bout you saying, Ehhhh I'm not feelin' him
My flow is so sick, That I call that shit beryllium, I ain't rapping now, I'm rapping in a new millennium
Your flows unappealing like a fat bitch in a thong, My flow is influential, My nickname is Mao Zedong
I'm on some other country shit, Like I live in Saigon, Bringin' an army gun flow, Killin' every Vietcong
Get them tits for breakfast, Gave her dick for dinner, Woke up with morning wood, And I gave that bitch a splinter
My money still wet, Like it came out the printer, Flow so cold, I nicknamed that bitch winter
My pockets on Bruce Bruce, Wallets on Ralphie May, That's that fat money bitch, And it always comes my way
You got a dick in your mouth, Man what the fuck you tryna say, I will never give a muhfucking hater the time of day
Burn them haters into ashes, Leave 'em in the ashtray, Live my life by money, So I call that shit the cash way
Livin' this shit, Like it's my motherfucking last day, You be screamin war, So you know I'm screamin' bombs away
[Talking]
This that B-Town Banger
This that B-Town Banger
This that B-Town Banger
Hold It Down For Berlin
This that B-Town Banger

Back To The Nitty Gritty - (The Notorious B.I.G.'s Dead Wrong)

[Talking]
Yeah Yeah
Imma take my hat off for this one 
Haha
Hold It Down For Berlin
Let's Go[Verse 1}
I'm gonna eat this beat, Just like it's piggy meat, So let me get my plate,Cause it's time to fuckin' eat
People say I'm getting better, That’s the word on the street, I have to agree, Cause I don’t believe in defeat
Whatever knocks you down, Only makes you stronger, And you know I'm getting better, So I came to conquer
That’s a word from the wise, So open your eyes, I kill any beat, Murderer in disguise
And if you look up, you’ll see me in the skies, And as you all know, My flow never dies
And when I walk by, The blind open they eyes, My flow is so dramatic, Even Helen Keller cries
People makin' up lies, Get your fuckin' facts right, People tryna start shit, Tryna start a fuckin' fight
You wouldn’t start shit, So don’t over excite, You motherfuckers pussy, Sleepin' wit a night light
And while you are a peasant, I' m a motherfucking knight, I'm an arsonist bitch, And it's time to ignite
All I do is spit fire, Like a fucking dragon, You think you hotter than me, You faggots got me laughin'
You  motherfuckers pussy, You belong in a pageant, If your a two pair, Ima full house no Bob Saget
And if your four of a kind, I'm a fucking royal flush, I'm always gonna win, So motherfucker hush
I'm a beast at writing raps, I'm doing it for the fuck of it, I'm sick I think I'm nauseous, Go get me a bucket quick
My flow is straight magic, Yeah its kinda wizardish, I can't understand you, Stop speakin' gibberish

Your Dead Wrong x3
{Dj Scratches}

[Verse 2]
But oh you want beef, Well I only eat pork, Pull a John Cusack, And get stabbed with a fork
Yeah I pop bottles, You can catch the fucking cork, My flow is like Marv, Motherfucking Mickey Rourke
If you don’t know where that’s from, You should watch Sin City, But enough about that, Back to the nitty gritty
You know I'm bring news, Mary Fulginiti, My flows a loaded gun, BANG BANG no chitty chitty
I'll kill you motherfuckers, Oh its such a pity, You’ll be left deserted, Similar to Clytie
You ain't livin' your life, That’s kinda shitty, Everyday's a gift, Go and ask Jack Tarditi
But when I eat you up, It won't be fucking pretty, You’ll need a fuckin' doctor, Call Andy McQuitty
I love sarcasm, I'm motherfucking witty, And yes I'm a wolf, Yous an itty bitty piggy
Your flow is make believe, You can ask Mark Twitty, You know I'm getting cake, Like the motherfucking Litty's
I'm a motherfucking king, Like cotton in Mississippi, And no I'm not joking, Stop being fucking giddy
You know I'm getting bank money, Like I own Citi, I got diamonds on my neck, But you know I ain't Smitty
And while I'm making full songs, Your only making ditties, I'm a motherfucking statue, Your a doll like a hitty
Mess around with whores, And you might get Chlamydie, Opps I meant Chlamydia, Sorry I'm kinda dizzy
Yous a fuckin' baby, Go suck ur mommas titty, I'm a beast motherfucker, Yous a pussy, Straight kitty
I am the undefeated, Like I'm fucking Iggy, I ain't Sean Paul, But it's time to get busy
It's me bitches, But I ain't Swizzy, I'm asking who the fuck are ya'll, But I ain't Drizzy
You got an achey brakey heart, Like Cyrus Ray Billy, I said that kinda backwards, Cause I'm motherfucking silly
My flow is ice cold bitch, I'm motherfucking chilly, I got one last thing to say, R.I.P. to Biggie
Motherfucker

Berlin In This Bitch - (Gudda Gudda's I Don't Like The Look Of It (Willy Wonka))

[Verse 1]
Step up in this bitch, Berlin in this bitch, Mess around with me there'll be some trouble in this bitch
Rest up in this bitch, Cause the best up in this bitch, Don't play me, No Competition in this bitch
Swagga everlasting, Like a gobstoppa, I'm so fuckin' hot, The sun ain't even hotta
You're livin' on welfare, Like the Octo-Momma, Comin' for the money, I"m never gonna stop uh
[Chorus]
Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch, Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch
Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch, Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch
[Verse 2]
Spit it fast, or spit it slow, You know what I'm talkin' bout, Think this is a game, Motherfucker get the walkin' out
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP, Somebody shoulda told you not to fuck with me
Want me to restate it, Test your flow, Let me grade it, It's fadded and dated deflated and constipated
Your flow, I fuckin' ate it, Then fuckin' deficated, Pulled out an AK and motherfucking sprayed it, So
Move if you wanna, Mo-Move if you wanna, But this ain't Mims, So don't move if you wanna
Hit you with these bullets, Better get your fuckin' teflon, I'm the rapping version of motherfucking Zac Efron
[Chorus]
Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch, Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch
Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch, Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this bitch
[Verse 3]
Cause I'm too fuckin' fresh, And my swag is so official, Motherfuckers actin' foul, Imma go and blow the whistle
My flow so hot, it'll burn you till you're grizzle, Heat seeking flow, But i ain't a fucking missle
Howdy do motherfuckers, It's Deven D and imma show you how to spit this fucking flow
So
Don't fall back, Stop being fuckin' slow, Collecting all this money like i just passed go
Like N.E.R.D. I am spastic, I fan-fucking-tastic, Nah i ain't shaggy, But i tote that boombastic
Shoot it at the bastards, They be spittin' backwards
Deven the fuckin' best, Those'll be your last words
[Chorus]
Deven in this bitch, Deh-Deven in this bitch, Deven in this bitch, Deh-Deven in this bitch
Deven in this bitch, Deh-Deven in this bitch, Deven in this bitch, Deh-Deven in this bitch
Motherfucker
[Talking]
Yeah Yeah Yeah
You like how I changed up that last one right haha
It wentfrom Berlin to Berlin to Deven
It went from Berlin to Berlin to Deven
It went from Berlin to Berlin to Deven
It went from Berlin to Berlin to Deven
Haha Yeah Yeah Yeah
[Chorus - Mixed]
Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this Bitch, Deven in this bitch, Deh-Deven in this bitch
Berlin in this bitch, Buh-Berlin in this Bitch, Deven in this bitch, Deh-Deven in this bitch
Uh

Fitted Cap - (Dorrough's Get Big)

Fitted cap, Black shades, Buncha money, Man I'm gettin' paid
And I got it made, So don't be afraid, You know I spit fire straight heat, Dwayne Wade
So get your facts right, I got a sick flow, Motherfuckers don't know, So please don't ask twice
You know I'm packed right, So I stay strapped, And when I'm spittin' these rhymes I'm on full attack
Spittin' fire man, At a fast pace, And when I'm in the race, Motherfuck last place
Money on my mind, Yeah i got that cash taste, Don't say my prayers, Cause I'm way passed grace
Dance no, Pants Low, In a lambo, I stay strapped all day, Like Rambo
What the fuck hoe, You ain't had enough, Let me spit this rap, And show you that I'm Tonka tough
I ain't Jim Jones, But I'm ballin' bitch, I'll be at the top, While your only fallin' bitch
You should be crawlin' bitch, Cause you're appaulin' bitch, I'm not just eatin' this beat, I'm maulin' bitch
So stop cryin', You said you're hot but you're not, You had your shot, So please stop tryin'
I'm a lion, Yous a cat, Leave it at that, Blat blat blat, Now you're dyin'
You know the drill, I still kill at will, Leave you bullet filled, Then I go an chill
No Hank or Dale, But I'm the king of the hill, So if you got beef, Imma put it on the grill
Yeah
My attitude is virgins, I don't give a fuck, Fabolous said it first, But I don't give a fuck
Seven seven seven all day, Cause my luck is up, I'm the best bitch, What the fuck is up
I grace these beats with my flow, Your kinda iffy, A junior in the game, Like I'm Ken Griffey
I go hard, Like I got a stiffy, And while you're at the club, I'll be with yo bitch be
Never save a hoe, Soulja Boy can superman, I love everyone, Even all the stupid fans
Valentine's Day flow, Call me Cupid man, Eat this beat like a snack, Scooby Dooin' man
Haha
Man this shit's over, I'm demolishin' beats, Bulldozer
I can beat you while I'm wasted, or while I'm sober, I'm a dog motherfucker, Call me rover
A little dysfunctional, Like Tech N9NE, My flow the best, So i gotta protect mine
Higher than Captain Kirk, Star Trek time, if E=MC squared, I'm Einstein
Oh let's do it, Like I'm Wacka Flocka, Pac Man flow, eat the beat, Waka Waka
You thinkin' that you hot, But you really need to stop bruh, And if I need the time, Imma take it out the clock uh
Your flow i bill, drill it, Then I grill it, DJ Drama bitch, I'm on my Gangsta Grill shit
I kill it, fill it, then spill it, I'm the illest, Yippie kye yay motherfucker, Bruce Willis
My flow you can find up in the pain book, A monster in the sky, Yeah I leave the planes shook
Million dollar stare, While you're just a plain look, So you can suck my back, Dane Cook


It Is On - (Drake's Up All Night)

Yeah your kush might be rolled, But my glass is never empty, I keep it filled up, I know they won't forget me
I do it so big, that I know they won't regret me, If you think you got more money motherfucker, Fucking bet me
Snapback Phoenix SunsPurple orange  that's right, Never sleep always working, So like Drake I'm up all night
You can talk shit, But you know that that is impolite, I don't give a fuck, Cause I'm sittin' at the perfect height
Listen to my rhymes, Every word that I say, i swear they are like bullets, From a gun when it sprays
Rap is in my veins, You don't need an x-ray, Cause imma be here forever, At the top I will stay
Flat brim cap on, Time to turn my swag on, Never worry bout shit, Cause my moneys never gone
I-I-I-I tried to tell you, That my swag is not a con, Wake up at the crack of dawn Yeah muhfucka it is on
Berlin on my back you know I hold my town down, Swimming in my money, Where's a lifeguard I'm about to drown
Call me Sammy Adams, Cause I'm sayin' do you see me now, You know I can roc the mic just like Bow Wow
Graduated from the game, So I took my tassel off, Mansion so big, Its like I'm living in a castle loft
When I spit I choke, But I have such a gracile cough, I'm a hip-hop Knight Rider, No David Hasselhoff
What you say hoe, I don't understand bitch, I just wanna kill this beat, And leave it dead in a ditch
Shoot one gun and switch, While I'm aiming at a snitch, Now I'm hangin' out, With Lilo and Stitch
My money never slow, It comes in quick fast, I'm the head of the class, You are fucking dick last
My flows a bomb with the flu, it's a sick blast, I ain't Dave Lizewski, But I'm so Kick-Ass
Make your head bop, Have you lookin' like a bobble head, Gettin' money fast, It's like I'm getting throttle bread
Runway money motherfucker, Model bread, I pop Bud Light, The champagne bottles dead
I direct the game, You can call me Eli Manning, Your  the First Traveling Sales Lady, Carol Channing
Take off like a rocket ship, And on the moon I'm landing, Killing the game, And I'm the only fucker standing
I take this game like shots, Of fucking Jagermeister, I deal with all the pain, And then I take the chaser after
Future type war flow, Like a laser blaster, Bringing' in the money, So I get my paper faster
Ray bans v-neck, Convere and a zip up, You know how I do it, So you better get your shit up
You are more annoying, Then a motherfucking hiccup, Atleast they go away but you won't, Cause your a shit fuck
I don’t give a fuck about, Any shit talker, I have em all Running Scared, Like Paul Walker
You hate on me so bad, I'm surprised you aren't a stalker, You ain't Ben Stiller, But you are a Gaylord Folker
Set the game off right, Like a super bowl kick off, Then I get to the hustling, Like Rick Ross
You try to go hard, But sadly your shit soft, I'm a well endowed CEO, Girls call me the dick boss
Pay attention to my words, Listen and shit, Watch me shine bright cause I, Glisten' and shit
My raps are like crack they got you, Twictin' and shit, Get them haters mad that they're, Bitchin' and shit
Rollin wit an entourage, Deeper then Vinny's, All wearin' baggy jeans, We don’t fuck wit skinnies
I get that Mickey Mouse bread, All of yours is Mini, Hit this beat harder, Then crack hit Whitney

Run My Town - (Jay-Z's Run This Town)

[Talking]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
I’m gonna run this town
Berlin I’ll hold you down
So get me my crown
Do you hear me now?

[Verse 1]
I am not a human, ask lil Wayne, Because I am a martian, We are not the same
You better know my name, You better know my fame, I’m dashing through the game, But my name ain't dame
I think my swagga stuck uugh, What the fuck, I let u get away once, So don't press your luck
Bang bang pow pow, Bury you in dust, Money so old, it's accumulating rust
I am so high, Jump in the air and fly, Beat the beat. And leave that motherfucker paralyzed
uuuuuggh, And I ain't sharin' flies, Because I'm the shit, And now I'm scarin' guys
I never give up,  I am so resilient, And even my haters can't help but call me brilliant
I get that pizza money, But I ain't Sicilian, I need an evil laugh, Cause I am such a villian
Oops I meant a villan, So yeah you know I'm chillin', You waitin' outside, While I'm up in the building
My money to the ceiling, Don't got a good feelin', I think my flows sick, Get me some penicillin

[Chorus x2]
Yeah my money long, And my pockets fat, And I do it big, Christopher Wallace that
Destruction type flow, Demolish any stack, Im the fucking best, Tell me do you roger that

[Verse 2]
I'm making millions motherfucker, Your makin' nada, And your so washed up like Eric Estrada
I'm hotter than a motherfucking summer in Nevada, I'm a scientist in rap, Call me Yellapragada
Yeah I'm in this bitch like birth control, I am one with nature, I'm on earth parole
I'm not worth a little bit, I am worth the whole, Now I'm sleep wit my money, And I surf on gold
I run the game, Your just a fucking chump, And I run it faster, Than fuckin' Forrest Gump
My money don't come in stacks, It comes in lumps, Entrepreneur type flow, A junior Donald Trump
Yeah this game is a bitch, But I had to chose it, Because I own the crown, And I will never lose it
I'm gonna make it to the top, And I can prove it, Cause even Rob Schneider screams, You can do it

[Chorus x2] 

[Verse 3]
Now tell me who the fucking best, Because I am him, I'm better then the rest
I am so blessed, And I'm fresh dressed, Snapback converse and a double breast
I am V.I.P., Your not even a guest, I'm flyin' in the sky, Ur still in the nest
Shoot ur body up , And leave ur body a fuckin' mess, Do I wanna keep on going, My answer is yes
So let me do me, And you can do you, Cause I found my fame, With no Blues Clues
But when they see you, They like who you, Who is this motherfucker, What did he come to do
Well I came to fuck up the game, fuck it hard, And I do it for my team, Like The Longest Yard
Beat the beat, Leave it dead in a graveyard, Have u runnin' back and forth like Steven Gerrard
Cuz im a motherfucking kid just like Mac Miller, With a swag so nice, And my flow killer
My life is a thriller, No Micheal Jackson, Lights camera action, It’s the main attraction
No need for distraction, So please sit down, I'm tryna watch the movie, And your actin' like a clown
Graduated from the bottom, Where's my cap and gown, I'm headed to the top, Gonna take over the town
I don’t need a mic check, Cause I'm ready right now, And I'm chillin' in the sky, At the perfect height now
After you hear my flow, All you can say is wow, I hit the beat so hard a motherfucker just said ka-pow


[Talking]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Hold It Down For Berlin
Mixtape of the year
It's only the second track
Haha
I'm out